People who haven’t realized that cats are never enough.
So we fixed it: cats on your valves. Equip your bike with a tiny, cheeky upgrade that adds exactly 0 watts… but gives you +100 style and +10 “hehe” energy.
Passive Skills (always on):
+10 Dexterity (at least it feels like it)
+5 Stealth (especially in Black Cat mode)
+1 “watch this” per ride (dangerously stackable)
Set Bonus (2 Caps Equipped)
Excuses become 50% less believable. And yes: barspins are 50% easier. (Physics: no. You: yes.)
3D printed in Switzerland from durable, weather-resistant material and made to fit all Presta valves. For cat people, chaos riders, and anyone who knows: more cats = more skills.
